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Friday, May 20, 2011

Rapture, anyone?

Does Rapture scare anyone else? It scares me mostly because it sounds like Velociraptor, or as I like to call it, "veloci-rapture."

I've been feeling a little off my game this week... Pre-rapture maybe?

I promised the bank I'd make a payment on Monday... I'm counting on the end of days this weekend!

After the rapture, everyone who said I was an idiot for buying an RV can't come to the Grand Canyon with me.

Is it weird that I don't include myself in those who will be raptured?

I set the alarm on my phone to remind me about the rapture, but I'm concerned I'll confuse the earthquake with the vibration setting on my phone. Anyone willing to call me? (if you're still here :)

I was thinking, how awesome would it be to leave piles of clothes all over the neighborhood, then all the religious fanatics would feel like a piece of crap because they didn't get raptured! Suck it, jerks!

If the May 21, 2011 rapture really does happen on Saturday, does that mean stores will stop closing on Sundays?

I feel like this might be one of those "Heaven's Gate" type deals, where everybody kills themselves this weekend... Wouldn't that be the biggest "screw you" to those guys if the rapture happened like 10 minutes later?

Will you be raptured? If not, there's a party at my house, with chips and grape pop! There might even be lawn darts! Woot!

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In case I don't see you: "good afternoon, good evening and good bye everybody!!!"


  1. I'll bring the cheese and bean dip!

  2. Would it be to overboard if we had a bbq?

  3. I'm starting to think the Rapture did happen, and we all just suck at getting into heaven...


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