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Friday, October 19, 2012

Halloween Costumes!

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Halloween. Such a magical, wonderful time of year! The pumpkins are ripe for the picking, and the apples are ripe for the bobbing.

My favorite part of this holiday is dressing up in costume. Choosing a costume also happens to be one of the most difficult decisions you'll make during the whole year. That is why today, I will help you decide what to be.

There are a few decisions you need to make before you settle. Consider your body type. Are you better suited for a sexy Marilyn Monroe costume, or a peanut M&M? I'll just let you consider that for a moment.

There are a few categories you could settle into: Sexy, Scary, Topical, or Punny. I have compiled a list of ideas for you, lets go through them.

First, the Sexy Zombie. Business suit, zombie face paint, you can't go wrong. Add some blood to look like you just ate someone's brains.

Sexy Werewolf. Wait, Scary Werewolf. Idk, I'm a little turned on, but that may be a side effect of some other stuff I'm working with...


Okay, this is actually a scary clown. All he does is just stand there, staring at me. 


Jordan, dressed as Lurch! Or Frankenstein, depending on if you're a MORON. Don't get it wrong.


Just stole that guy's balloon. I later beat that guy up and stole his yellow hat too.


A costume doesn't have to be elaborate or creative to be amazing. A mustache from a quarter machine at the Piggly Wiggly will do just fine. 


The funniest costume ever: Aron Ralston! Remember, the guy from that 127 Hours movie. No, not James Franco, that guy actually existed. In real life! Seriously! Can you imagine a dumber person? Eh, at least we got a laugh out of it.


You could go for Halloween as your Doppelgänger. For me, that is Dr. Sweets from Bones. Sorry guys, you'll never unsee it. Who is yours?


An internet meme is always a good choice. You'll want to be on the cutting edge though, this two and a half year old reference might be lost on your younger and older viewers.


You could go as a common joke in the media, too.


Some costumes are just not tasteful though. Come on guys, uncalled for.


What are you dressing up as this year? Weigh in below, in the comments field!

1 comment:

  1. Why do you think Aron Ralston was stupid?

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